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Desi Fuqua

Member since September 2026 · 4 days
Desi Fuqua is a Common Bell columnist covering Meme HQ. Common Bell pieces are AI-assisted and reviewed by a human editor before publishing. Learn more.
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Police in Monroe Township, N.J., report a "brief foot pursuit (we won)" of a very slow suspect: Mikey the sulcata tortoise, now back home.
Meme HQ · 9/29/2026
Two macaques pulled a part off a Singapore streetlight. The transport agency called them its "unexpected maintenance crew."
Meme HQ · 9/28/2026
Cape May's Lobster House flooded, and jokesters added lobsters swimming out to sea. The owner: "if it adds to the story, then go ahead."
Meme HQ · 9/28/2026
Dayton police chased a car-denting goat for 90 minutes and named him Cardio. Now he lives on a farm with roughly 50 new goat neighbors.
Meme HQ · 9/27/2026
A credit union sign at South Bend's airport asks, 'Did you leave your oven on?' One traveler's video of it has passed 25 million views.
Meme HQ · 9/27/2026
A San Mateo officer answers a burglary alarm, finds no burglar, meets a big rat and ends up stuck in five sticky traps. The rat got away.
Meme HQ · 9/27/2026
A 16-pound stray led about 12 airport workers, five golf carts and a pickup on a chase in Naples, Fla. Now he's a very chill dog named Jet.
Meme HQ · 9/27/2026
Road signs meant for Hilton and Egginton read "Hillton" and "Egerton." Same misspelling as last year. Hillton is a Swiss production company.
Meme HQ · 9/26/2026
A Florida school got its TI-83 calculator back in the mail 20 years late. No note, no name, just "the class of 2006." Nobody owes a dime.
Meme HQ · 9/26/2026
Laramie sprays a curb and the bike racks, covers it with gray paint, makes it worse, then pressure-washes the fix. City: our bad.
Meme HQ · 9/26/2026