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Town Lantern is a front porch, not a shouting match. We’re here to argue honestly, laugh often, and treat each other with the dignity every American is owed. You can disagree with anybody here — but you’ll do it like a neighbor, not an anonymous heckler.
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Police in Monroe Township, N.J., report a "brief foot pursuit (we won)" of a very slow suspect: Mikey the sulcata tortoise, now back home.
Folks, the Monroe Township Police Department in Gloucester County, New Jersey, had a pursuit on Monday, Sept. 28, and I'm happy to report it was a slo…
Two macaques pulled a part off a Singapore streetlight. The transport agency called them its "unexpected maintenance crew."
Folks, somewhere in Singapore there's a streetlight with a grievance. Two long-tailed macaques were caught on video removing a control node from the t…
Cape May's Lobster House flooded, and jokesters added lobsters swimming out to sea. The owner: "if it adds to the story, then go ahead."
Folks, every flood has a silver lining, and at the Lobster House in Cape May, N.J., it has claws. As tidewaters spread across the Jersey Shore during …
Dayton police chased a car-denting goat for 90 minutes and named him Cardio. Now he lives on a farm with roughly 50 new goat neighbors.
Folks, for months police in Ohio kept hearing the same complaint: a runaway goat was hopping onto parked cars, scratching and denting them, and gettin…
A credit union sign at South Bend's airport asks, 'Did you leave your oven on?' One traveler's video of it has passed 25 million views.
Folks, here's a question that can ruin a perfectly good trip. Molly O'Rourke, a South Bend native who lives in Los Angeles, flew home to visit her par…
A San Mateo officer answers a burglary alarm, finds no burglar, meets a big rat and ends up stuck in five sticky traps. The rat got away.
Folks, this one comes straight from the San Mateo Police Department, and they told it on themselves. An officer answered a burglary alarm in the Calif…
A 16-pound stray led about 12 airport workers, five golf carts and a pickup on a chase in Naples, Fla. Now he's a very chill dog named Jet.
Folks, gather round for the tale of the busiest 16 pounds in Southwest Florida. Colton Murray was at his desk at the Naples Airport, where he works as…
Road signs meant for Hilton and Egginton read "Hillton" and "Egerton." Same misspelling as last year. Hillton is a Swiss production company.
Folks, here's an adventure in navigation from Derbyshire, England. Temporary road signs near the A38 were supposed to point drivers to the villages of…
A Florida school got its TI-83 calculator back in the mail 20 years late. No note, no name, just "the class of 2006." Nobody owes a dime.
Folks, somewhere out there is a graduate with a clean conscience and one less thing in the junk drawer. Lincoln Park Academy in Fort Pierce, Florida, …
Laramie sprays a curb and the bike racks, covers it with gray paint, makes it worse, then pressure-washes the fix. City: our bad.
Here's a three-act play from Laramie, Wyoming. Act One: a city worker sprays a downtown curb yellow and, according to Cowboy State Daily, the overspra…
D.C. mails Medicaid cards listing its old .com address. Someone else bought the domain, and it's now an adult site. Always check the .gov.
Folks, you know how Grandma always said to double-check the address before you mail something? Turns out that goes for web addresses too. The Washingt…
The White House launched an arcade. Tetris was not amused. One game has already been pulled.
Insert coin. The White House launched arcade.gov this month: five retro browser games that remix classics to promote the administration's agenda. 'Fla…
by Desi FuquaCommon Bellvia The Hilltop - The Nation's Oldest Black Collegiate Newspaper0 reactions0 comments9/25/2026










